Random Thoughts…

Today’s post is just about random thoughts that pop into my head on occasion. I should warn you that these thoughts are completely irrelevant and will leave you thinking “What the….?!”

Lonely shoe by the side of the road

Have you ever been driving and notice a lonely shoe on the side of the road? Have you wondered how and why it got there? I have! I’ve wondered if someone threw it out of a car? Did it fall out of someone’s bag? What about the matching shoe? Is it destined to sit around in someone’s closet waiting to be reunited with its mate? Did the owner of the shoe not realize that it got separated from its partner or could the owner not be bothered enough to go back for it? So many questions that will never get any answers. But let me leave you with one more question on this subject: Why does it take Public Works forever to get rid of the lonely shoe(s)? I drive by for more than a week and see the same shoe in the same place. Is it possible that the Public Works people are hoping someone will claim the shoe and that it will ultimately be reunited with its sole mate? (Yes, yes… I know, that was more than one question)

Blue Smarties.... ewww

While I’m going on about nothing, let me put this out there. BLUE SMARTIES. Love them? Hate them? Here’s my stand on them (I’ll bet you’re just dying to know) I refuse to eat them! Yup, it’s true. I won’t eat blue Smarties, or M&Ms for that matter. I will eat all the other colours but not the blue ones. I can imagine that your burning question right now is “WHY?” My honest answer is: I’m not sure why. When I was a kid there were no blue Smarties. Then at some point in the 80’s or 90’s (yes! I’m THAT old) – I can’t remember which- they came out with blue. I didn’t eat them then either. Eating something that colour just doesn’t seem right. I felt vindicated when they pulled all the blue ones out and got rid of them. Then lo and behold, they started a new campaign “Blue is Back!” As if that’s a good thing. Apparently, they changed the shade of blue. Is that supposed to make it more edible? I think not!!!!!
It wouldn’t be a post from me without a random thought about Robert Pattinson. Today’s random thought is about Robporn (see here for the definition). More specifically, NECKPORN! I am a big fan of that boy’s neck. He has the most beautiful neck I’ve ever seen on a man.
What could be better than neckporn? WET NECKPORN!!!
I can honestly tell you that I had never really noticed most men’s necks before. Then along comes Rob with that perfect neck of his… that adam’s apple… that hollow….. RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

some awesome neckporn shots

*Writing4Roses is kind enough to look over my ramblings to make sure Iā€™m dotting all my Is and crossing all my Ts (and to add the odd witty comment every here and there).

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2 responses to “Random Thoughts…

  • Deb (SeattleChik) (@DebbieCDC)

    Well hon, as you know I love your opinion on Rob’s neck, being a fellow #neckHooR myself. Is it any wonder then that I went *whoosh* right to that part of your post? *sigh* Let’s get out the Goose shall we and toast the most beautiful neck mother nature ever created. LOL – random thought – it makes me think of that line in “It’s Raining Men” by the Weather Girls about “god bless mother nature she’s a woman too”. More random thought – whatever happened to the Weather Girls? LMAO

    I wondered about the shoe thing too occasionally, but I have no trouble with blue candy (hmm, maybe cuz blue’s my fave color? Just like Rob’s eyes?). Oh here I go again…

    Loveya BB! xoxo

  • writing4roses

    I couldn’t help but chuckle the entire time I was editing this post cause most of its true! šŸ˜›

    Especially the sexy stuff about Rob.. UNF! šŸ˜›

    But, yeah I think about the shoe.. where’s the other one? Isn’t there someone out there missing their stinkin’ shoe? LOL Which of course, leads me back to Rob.. He would totally leave a lone shoe somewhere… LOL

    Ya know, everything leads back to Rob! ;-P

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