Today’s post is just about random thoughts that pop into my head on occasion. I should warn you that these thoughts are completely irrelevant and will leave you thinking “What the….?!”
Have you ever been driving and notice a lonely shoe on the side of the road? Have you wondered how and why it got there? I have! I’ve wondered if someone threw it out of a car? Did it fall out of someone’s bag? What about the matching shoe? Is it destined to sit around in someone’s closet waiting to be reunited with its mate? Did the owner of the shoe not realize that it got separated from its partner or could the owner not be bothered enough to go back for it? So many questions that will never get any answers. But let me leave you with one more question on this subject: Why does it take Public Works forever to get rid of the lonely shoe(s)? I drive by for more than a week and see the same shoe in the same place. Is it possible that the Public Works people are hoping someone will claim the shoe and that it will ultimately be reunited with its sole mate? (Yes, yes… I know, that was more than one question)
While I’m going on about nothing, let me put this out there. BLUE SMARTIES. Love them? Hate them? Here’s my stand on them (I’ll bet you’re just dying to know) I refuse to eat them! Yup, it’s true. I won’t eat blue Smarties, or M&Ms for that matter. I will eat all the other colours but not the blue ones. I can imagine that your burning question right now is “WHY?” My honest answer is: I’m not sure why. When I was a kid there were no blue Smarties. Then at some point in the 80’s or 90’s (yes! I’m THAT old) – I can’t remember which- they came out with blue. I didn’t eat them then either. Eating something that colour just doesn’t seem right. I felt vindicated when they pulled all the blue ones out and got rid of them. Then lo and behold, they started a new campaign “Blue is Back!” As if that’s a good thing. Apparently, they changed the shade of blue. Is that supposed to make it more edible? I think not!!!!!
It wouldn’t be a post from me without a random thought about Robert Pattinson. Today’s random thought is about Robporn (see here for the definition). More specifically, NECKPORN! I am a big fan of that boy’s neck. He has the most beautiful neck I’ve ever seen on a man.
I can honestly tell you that I had never really noticed most men’s necks before. Then along comes Rob with that perfect neck of his… that adam’s apple… that hollow….. RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Writing4Roses is kind enough to look over my ramblings to make sure I’m dotting all my Is and crossing all my Ts (and to add the odd witty comment every here and there).