Robert Pattinson and Urban Dictionary

I don’t know about you, but Urban Dictionary is an endless source of fun for me. Some of the words/phrases I’ve found on there just make me LMAO. Yes, it’s true, I am easily amused! You can even get their word of the day emailed to you.

I’ve known for a while that a lot of the terms that we use in the Rob-fandom  can be found in Urban Dictionary.  I’m not deluding myself into believing that all of the terms are flattering, but I thought I’d point out some of my personal favourites. 🙂


the result of crossing the word “magnificence” with the magnificent Robert Pattinson.

Isn't he Robnificent???!!!


1. When a person (usually female) is obsessed with the amazing Robert Pattinson, star of the Twilight Series.

2. Obsession with Robert Pattinson, combines his name “Rob” with the word “obsessed”


The name of the disease which occurs due to exposure to excess levels of Twilight hottie Robert Pattinson. Symptoms include writing “Mrs Pattinson” repeatedly on surfaces, referring to Robert as RPattz, a fetish for vampires and hatred of Bella Swan.

(Just a little side note: I’ve always been intrigued by vampires, this is not due to my Robsession LOL)


The usually vocal and nearly uncontainable sensation of squee or delight at the sight of Robert Pattinson.


To touch and/or retouch pictures of Robert Pattinson, by the use of mechanical means (aka Photoshop).

One of the most well-known Rob Manips. Credit to whoever made this masterpiece.


One of my personal fave Rob Manips. Credit to whoever made this lovely piece of art.

(Note: my all-time fave Rob Manip was included in my Nutella post. If you scroll way down to the bottom you’ll find it)


What the ladies do when looking at pictures/videos of Robert Pattinson


Used to describe pictures or videos featuring Robert Pattinson. Usually melts fangirls into puddles of estrogen in five seconds flat.


To “Pattinson” or “Robert Pattinson” somebody is the act in which the perpetrator takes hold of the victim’s computer or iPhone, searches for a large picture of Robert Pattinson and loads it up. When the Victim regains control over his/her technology they will see a large photo of Robert Pattinson staring back at them.

(note: and this is a bad thing because….???? I’ve Pattinson’d my own laptop and iPhone and I like it like that!!!)


The word for the bromance shared by actors/hobos Robert Pattinson and Tom Sturridge. The word is a mix of both of their nicknames, Tomstu and Rob.

Robert Pattinson and Tom Sturridge’s relationship revolves mainly around beer, drunken photos, beards…

Robert Pattinson, Tom Sturridge and Bear (please note Bear is the one on the leash)


Robert Pattinson, a 25-year-old English actor best known recently for his role as Edward Cullen in the 2008 movie Twilight, so sexy a new word had to be invented (also pronounced UNF)


1. It happens when you look at an extremely hot picture of Robert Pattinson. Or you watch him on TV. Or you by some chance come into close proximity to him.

2. An orgasm precipitated by looking at a picture of Robert Pattinson the obvious conclusion to robsturbation (see definition above)

Robward Cullenson

An amalgamation of his real name and the Twilight character’s name (Edward Cullen)


A word used to describe someone with jaw-dropping good looks or superior sex appeal; so hot that you would fuck them right now

(note: I’m sure I don’t have to explain how this word fits in with Rob, right?!)

*All words and definitions found in Urban Dictionary. I swear I didn’t make them up.

**Writing4Roses is kind enough to look over my ramblings to make sure I’m dotting all my Is and crossing all my Ts (and to add the odd witty comment every here and there).

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