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Robsten, Nonsten, I Don’t Give a Crapsten!!!!

I know that at times it’s best to not give any credit to “crazy talk” and it’s best to ignore it but sometimes I just can’t keep my mouth shut.  [W4R:  *gasps* Oh my stars!]

It is astounding to me, that grown women, are capable of such immature and vile hatred. Hatred that they spew on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr and various personal blogs.

As you’ve probably figured from the title of this post, yes, this is about Rob.  Okay… it’s about Rob and Kristen.  They were spotted (and by “spotted,” I mean that they were photographed by paparazzi) in Paris.

As is the case whenever they are spotted together, the war between Robstens and Nonstens heats up.  Generally, I tend to stay away from this drama. So much so that whenever they are seen somewhere together, be it personally or professionally, I stay away from Tumblr.  I get annoyed by the Robstens that get all gushy and freaked out because they’re together and I get annoyed at the Nonstens because…well…FACE IT!!!  It isn’t a PR stunt.  THEY ARE TOGETHER!!!! (Please note that this is just my personal opinion)

I’ll be honest here, and please don’t hate me (yes, it’s true! I don’t like being hated) I am not Kristen Stewart’s biggest fan.  I don’t think she’s a great actress.  However, I do think the girl is very beautiful and yes…if they choose, she and Rob will have beautiful babies (it’s inevitable when the dad looks like Rob).  Having said that, you don’t find me spewing hatred about the girl.

Today, I read a blog post where the writer indicates that Rob has lost fans because of his choice in girlfriend.  I don’t understand this. I just can’t get my head around it.  I’m not sure why these so-called Rob fans think they have the right to have a say in who he dates.  [W4R:  I think the only way that would happen is if they could care about Kristen more than they care about Rob, right?  I mean, if they’re truly Rob fans, they wouldn’t care– they would be happy… right?!  And don’t you remember how everyone tore apart Emilie de Ravin when they were filming Remember Me via gossip mags and his ‘fandom’?  Poor girl!  I personally think we can do better as fans!  More supportive – no matter what!]

Speaking as a Rob fan… YES!  I AM A ROB FAN AND PROUD OF IT! …in the great scheme of things, does it mater who he dates? Whether he’s dating KStew or anyone else, will that stop me from loving him?  Will that stop me from going to see all his movies?  HELL TO THE NO!!!!  In fact, I was just telling a friend today that Rob would have to be a serial killer for me to stop loving him.  Then again, seeing as I wear Rob-Coloured Glasses, I suspect even that wouldn’t be enough to make me stop (that was a joke people).

I often ask myself what it is that makes these grown women [W4R:  …and some men, let’s be honest… there are a few… out there… somewhere…] so hateful.  Is it because they wish Rob dated them instead?  Would they be happier if he dated someone else?  I suspect that it wouldn’t matter who he was dating.

The other thing I wonder about is if this sort of thing goes on in other fandoms.  I am not a part of any other fandom.  The “I Love Robert Pattinson” fandom is plenty for me.  Did Brad Pitt have to endure this when he chose Angelina over Jennifer?  (Sorry, I’m just thinking out loud.) [W4R:  Yes, actually he did.. everyone was pissed about the love triangle that was blown up to bits in the … ahh.. yes, the lovely gossip mags.]

Bottom line is, it doesn’t matter who Rob dates.  It’s no one’s business but his own.  [W4R:  Amen, sister!  Well said! *happy clapping & standing ovation*] If KStew makes him as happy as he looks in the pic above, then I’m happy for him. And if people are going to say mean hateful things about his girlfriend, then he probably doesn’t want them as fans anyway.  As a friend of mine said today, if it’s gotten so bad that people have to say these nasty things, they should all be given something to moan about in their own lives.

I’ve posted this pic just because.  HE’S GORGEOUS!!!!

*Writing4Roses is kind enough to look over my ramblings to make sure I’m dotting all my Is and crossing all my Ts (and to add the odd witty comment every here and there).


Addendum to Scruffalicious :)

When I posted Scruffalicious a little while ago, we were all suffering through a RobDrought (I don’t even want to remember the pain and agony).

I’m happy to say that the drought is over!!!! On October 21st, we were treated to GrizzlyRob:

Leaving LAX on Oct 21, 2011

That was one hell of a beard! It went right down his neck (and what a fuckawesome neck it is! I’m a neckh00r, what can I say? 😉) and came this close to joining with the sexy manfur at his chest. He also got rid of the Cosmopolis haircut which for the record, I did not mind at all.

I thought now would be a good time to point out the difference between Rob’s beard and Tom’s rat’s nest beard. Although Rob’s is a pretty big beard it looks a hell of a lot neater than Tom’s. Note to Tom: Follow Rob ‘s lead and trim your freakin’ beard!!!! [Note for W4R: Yeah, he looks like the other dude from the Muppets– no, not Animal! The OTHER one! LOL]

We were all wondering (at least I was wondering) what we would see when promo work for Breaking Dawn: Part 1 got started. We also know that when he’s working he does usually shave. Well, much to my pleasant surprise, he decided to trim the beard down and don a goatee. GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yum!!!

Double yum!!! (I point out the delicious neckp0rn)

Ok! I know that it’s not a perfect goatee but damn it’s hot and sexy!!!!
Now I’m left wondering if he’ll keep this for the rest of the Breaking Dawn promo work or if he’ll trim it further or shave it right off. I can’t wait to find out 😀

RAWR!!!!!!

*Pics of Rob courtesy of RPLife

**Writing4Roses is kind enough to look over my ramblings to make sure I’m dotting all my Is and crossing all my Ts (and to add the odd witty comment every here and there).


Scruffalicious!!!!!

Once again, the blog that I swore wouldn’t be all about Rob is going to be about… ROB. (I try!  I really do, but I just can’t get that boy out of my system!) [W4R:  Is this where I’m supposed to feel sorry for you? LOL Its not working… LOL]

I’m the kind of girl who prefers a clean-shaven guy.  Well…at least I used to.  I used to not be a big fan of beards and I could barely tolerate a goatee.  Enter Rob and all that goes to hell!  All of a sudden I’m finding scruff… sexy, and I find myself not minding the goatee that DH is sporting.  (I swear he snuck it up on me when I wasn’t looking. ;))

Now we all know that Rob’s level of hotness is not affected by the growth of his facial hair. OR IS IT?!  [W4R:  Sure doesn’t hurt it either! LOL]  Everyone has their own personal preference for Rob and his scruff/beard. Some like him clean-shaven. Some like him with that mountain man look.  Then there’s my favourite, The In-Between stage.  That glorious scruff that is just long enough to not hurt your sensitive skin anymore and very possibly soft enough to tickle 🙂 [W4R:  Ladies & germs, I present to you, The Progression of ScruffyRob…. LOL *points to graphic below*]

Rob's varying degrees of facial hair

It is a well-known fact that Rob doesn’t shave unless he has to.  It’s fun to anticipate how long he’ll let that beard grow.  We all know it’ll happen but during a RobDrought it’s almost as if we’re holding our collective breath until we see just how much scruff he’ll have on that beautiful face of his.

Just this week the great city of Toronto (yes, it’s home to me) had the pleasure of having Rob grace it with his presence.  Yes, it was a very brief visit! And yes, he was able to avoid being found by any of the “Toronto Set Soldiers” (you know who you are – I love you ladies!!!!)  There he was at Pearson International Airport [Exhibit A:  Photo on the right–>] with that full beard of his, looking like his incredibly sexy self!!!! [W4R:  UNF!  Oh, um, I’m sorry.. what…? LOL]

I’m thinking that he’ll probably lay low for the next few weeks until he has to start the promotional blitz for Breaking Dawn:  Part 1.  Will he be spotted looking like he did last year as he drove through Texas [W4R:  Please come back, Rob… puh-lllleasseee! *begs* (yes, I’m begging!  Worth a shot!)] or will we have to wait until he starts working again to be treated to his clean-shaven beautiful face?  Can’t wait to find out!!!

Rob in Houston last year looking a little worse for wear but still sexy

While we’re on the topic of beards, here is a fan fic story that features a beard prominently.  Give it a go.  It’s still a work in progress but it’s fun so far!

The Good, The Beard and The Stubborn by Rinabina

A mini-take for Foul Territory.  Edward comes home from a road trip with a new “development.”  Bella reacts, lines are drawn, sides taken and the bet is on.  Who will break first?  Will be complete by the end of the week.  E/B AH AU

Before I end this post, I’d also like to give you a link to a fan made video by manu150176.  Go have a look! So much scruffalicious goodness!!!!  While you’re there, have a look at her other videos.

*Writing4Roses is kind enough to look over my ramblings to make sure I’m dotting all my Is and crossing all my Ts (and to add the odd witty comment every here and there).

Random Thoughts…

Today’s post is just about random thoughts that pop into my head on occasion. I should warn you that these thoughts are completely irrelevant and will leave you thinking “What the….?!”

Lonely shoe by the side of the road

Have you ever been driving and notice a lonely shoe on the side of the road? Have you wondered how and why it got there? I have! I’ve wondered if someone threw it out of a car? Did it fall out of someone’s bag? What about the matching shoe? Is it destined to sit around in someone’s closet waiting to be reunited with its mate? Did the owner of the shoe not realize that it got separated from its partner or could the owner not be bothered enough to go back for it? So many questions that will never get any answers. But let me leave you with one more question on this subject: Why does it take Public Works forever to get rid of the lonely shoe(s)? I drive by for more than a week and see the same shoe in the same place. Is it possible that the Public Works people are hoping someone will claim the shoe and that it will ultimately be reunited with its sole mate? (Yes, yes… I know, that was more than one question)

Blue Smarties.... ewww

While I’m going on about nothing, let me put this out there. BLUE SMARTIES. Love them? Hate them? Here’s my stand on them (I’ll bet you’re just dying to know) I refuse to eat them! Yup, it’s true. I won’t eat blue Smarties, or M&Ms for that matter. I will eat all the other colours but not the blue ones. I can imagine that your burning question right now is “WHY?” My honest answer is: I’m not sure why. When I was a kid there were no blue Smarties. Then at some point in the 80’s or 90’s (yes! I’m THAT old) – I can’t remember which- they came out with blue. I didn’t eat them then either. Eating something that colour just doesn’t seem right. I felt vindicated when they pulled all the blue ones out and got rid of them. Then lo and behold, they started a new campaign “Blue is Back!” As if that’s a good thing. Apparently, they changed the shade of blue. Is that supposed to make it more edible? I think not!!!!!
It wouldn’t be a post from me without a random thought about Robert Pattinson. Today’s random thought is about Robporn (see here for the definition). More specifically, NECKPORN! I am a big fan of that boy’s neck. He has the most beautiful neck I’ve ever seen on a man.
What could be better than neckporn? WET NECKPORN!!!
I can honestly tell you that I had never really noticed most men’s necks before. Then along comes Rob with that perfect neck of his… that adam’s apple… that hollow….. RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

some awesome neckporn shots

*Writing4Roses is kind enough to look over my ramblings to make sure I’m dotting all my Is and crossing all my Ts (and to add the odd witty comment every here and there).

Robert Pattinson and Urban Dictionary

I don’t know about you, but Urban Dictionary is an endless source of fun for me. Some of the words/phrases I’ve found on there just make me LMAO. Yes, it’s true, I am easily amused! You can even get their word of the day emailed to you.

I’ve known for a while that a lot of the terms that we use in the Rob-fandom  can be found in Urban Dictionary.  I’m not deluding myself into believing that all of the terms are flattering, but I thought I’d point out some of my personal favourites. 🙂

Robnificent

the result of crossing the word “magnificence” with the magnificent Robert Pattinson.

Isn't he Robnificent???!!!

Robsessed

1. When a person (usually female) is obsessed with the amazing Robert Pattinson, star of the Twilight Series.

2. Obsession with Robert Pattinson, combines his name “Rob” with the word “obsessed”

Robsession

The name of the disease which occurs due to exposure to excess levels of Twilight hottie Robert Pattinson. Symptoms include writing “Mrs Pattinson” repeatedly on surfaces, referring to Robert as RPattz, a fetish for vampires and hatred of Bella Swan.

(Just a little side note: I’ve always been intrigued by vampires, this is not due to my Robsession LOL)

Pattispazm

The usually vocal and nearly uncontainable sensation of squee or delight at the sight of Robert Pattinson.

RobNipulate

To touch and/or retouch pictures of Robert Pattinson, by the use of mechanical means (aka Photoshop).

One of the most well-known Rob Manips. Credit to whoever made this masterpiece.

and

One of my personal fave Rob Manips. Credit to whoever made this lovely piece of art.

(Note: my all-time fave Rob Manip was included in my Nutella post. If you scroll way down to the bottom you’ll find it)

Robsturbate

What the ladies do when looking at pictures/videos of Robert Pattinson

Robporn

Used to describe pictures or videos featuring Robert Pattinson. Usually melts fangirls into puddles of estrogen in five seconds flat.

Pattinson’d

To “Pattinson” or “Robert Pattinson” somebody is the act in which the perpetrator takes hold of the victim’s computer or iPhone, searches for a large picture of Robert Pattinson and loads it up. When the Victim regains control over his/her technology they will see a large photo of Robert Pattinson staring back at them.

(note: and this is a bad thing because….???? I’ve Pattinson’d my own laptop and iPhone and I like it like that!!!)

Robstu

The word for the bromance shared by actors/hobos Robert Pattinson and Tom Sturridge. The word is a mix of both of their nicknames, Tomstu and Rob.

Robert Pattinson and Tom Sturridge’s relationship revolves mainly around beer, drunken photos, beards…

Robert Pattinson, Tom Sturridge and Bear (please note Bear is the one on the leash)

Robsex

Robert Pattinson, a 25-year-old English actor best known recently for his role as Edward Cullen in the 2008 movie Twilight, so sexy a new word had to be invented (also pronounced UNF)

Robgasm

1. It happens when you look at an extremely hot picture of Robert Pattinson. Or you watch him on TV. Or you by some chance come into close proximity to him.

2. An orgasm precipitated by looking at a picture of Robert Pattinson the obvious conclusion to robsturbation (see definition above)

Robward Cullenson

An amalgamation of his real name and the Twilight character’s name (Edward Cullen)

Fuckhawt

A word used to describe someone with jaw-dropping good looks or superior sex appeal; so hot that you would fuck them right now

(note: I’m sure I don’t have to explain how this word fits in with Rob, right?!)

*All words and definitions found in Urban Dictionary. I swear I didn’t make them up.

**Writing4Roses is kind enough to look over my ramblings to make sure I’m dotting all my Is and crossing all my Ts (and to add the odd witty comment every here and there).


Oh, That Boy’s Hair!!!!

Nothing creates as big of a stir as speculation on what Rob has done to his hair.  That Boy’s hair has the power to bring down Twitter. I’m convinced of this!  LOL

Over the last few years, Rob has had various hair styles/lengths.  I’d like to do a brief retrospect of a few of my favourite ones.

Edward in Twilight (Screencap by MelbieToast)

For most of us h00rs, this was the first real good look at Rob as Edward in Twilight.  I can still remember the sound of people/girls gasping at the sight of him as he made the first big entrance. *sigh*  And what an entrance it was!!!  I think we’ve all grown to love TwiEddie’s hair, even though the term “bouffant” has been thrown around on occasion.
Now we all know that no post about Rob’s hair would be complete without mention of the “SexHair”.  With a show of hands, how many of you wish they had been the one to make his hair end up looking like THAT? (see pics below)   Mmmhmmm… That’s what I thought.  I know many people who mourn the loss of the SexHair.  In fact, some of you have never recovered from the loss. Continue reading

All Because of ONE Book!!!

I don’t know if you know this or not but I am an avid reader.  I have been for a very long time.  I’ve always enjoyed reading about supernatural stuff (i.e.: vampires, witches, faeries, etc).  Back in 2007, it was because of my love of reading everything vampire that I ended up reading Twilight.  It was purely by accident that I picked up a book about a girl who falls in love with a vampire.  Little did I know how much this would change my world.

Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer

I know what you’re thinking!  How could a book change someone’s world?!  Well, when I say it changed my world, I don’t mean that it changed my life in a profound way.  Meeting and marrying my soul mate, having my children – these were profound changes.  I just mean that it opened the door for a bunch of new experiences that I would not have come across otherwise.

The first thing that Twilight has done for me is that it’s introduced me to a whole group of people who I would not have met in my day-to-day life.  I have met people who I will consider lifelong friends.  I won’t name them here but they know who they are. (*W4R coughs obnoxiously loud here* LOL)

Robert Pattinson as Edward, Art, Tyler, Georges and Jacob

Aside from meeting new people, it’s also introduced me to a certain hot, young, British actor.  Yeah, you know who I’m talking about, don’t pretend you don’t.  I have never EVER been as intrigued by an actor the way I am about Robert Pattinson!  It’s odd what I’ve done because of this beautiful boy (insert:  exhibit A).  I just think he is the sexiest man alive (I wish People Magazine would get with the program on this already)!!!!  As an actor, he’s growing and changing. He’s so much more than Edward Cullen.  I look forward to many more great things from him in the future.  I CAN’T WAIT!!!!!

Also because of Twilight, I was introduced to the world of Fan Fiction. I like to joke that I’ve been stuck in FanFic Hell for over two years, mainly because I have almost completely given up on “real” books.  (Note from W4R:  You know the old saying… “Once you go fan fic, you never go back!”  LOL) I have read and continue to read so many fanfic stories that up until recently, I haven’t had time to read a “real” book.  When I first heard of FanFic, I was reluctant to read any of it but then a few friends convinced me to read The List by LauraCullen… and dagnabit I was hooked!  I have read so many wonderful stories written by so many incredibly talented people. If you need a fanfic story rec, I’m happy to give you a few. Continue reading


Am I Tapping Into My Inner Teenager?

I promised myself that this blog would NOT be about Rob… all the time. But here he is again in another post.

As you may or may not know, I am a BIG, HUGE, GINORMOUS Robert Pattinson fan.  So, you can imagine how ecstatic I was when it was confirmed that he’d be working with David Cronenberg on Cosmopolis here in Toronto. I think I actually jumped up from my lying position in bed, and scared the living crap out of my husband when I heard the news.

One of the pics I took the first time I laid eyes on Rob

Since then I’ve been to the “set” a total of 5 times. I have had the pleasure of feasting my eyes on that beautiful man each of those times. My husband hasn’t been too amused about it but he’s managed to come to grips with the situation. The other day, someone asked me if I’m tapping into my inner teenager. At first I was a bit offended but then I started thinking about that question. Have I been getting in touch with my inner teenager? So, as usual I started to make lists in my head to either support or deny this. Continue reading