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Tantalizing Tuesdays: Special Post – It’s All About Rob!!!

Yes, it’s Tuesday again!  I interrupt the regularly scheduled hotness with this special post.

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Tantalizing Tuesdays: Robert Pattinson

It’s the Tantalizing Tuesday I’ve been dying for!

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These Are A Few of My Favourite Things

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens...” ok, that’s not what I was going to really say but those sound so good.

My sister recently made a blog post called Things I Love in 400 Words.  After getting me all sentimental and weepy it got me thinking about making a similar post.  There are so many things I love that I fear I would bore everyone to tears with the long list (never mind trying to keep it under 400 words)  so I’m going to keep it down to just “a few”.

Let’s start with a few of the fan fiction stories that have owned my arse in the last little while:

Open to Interpretation by elvis4scilla

Robert Pattinson is twenty-five years old and a solid A-list international star. He is on the last leg of a European promotional tour for his latest film, when he meets a sexy much older woman who has been hired to serve as his language interpreter. What will develop during their travels throughout Spain, Italy, England, France and America? Will this older woman teach Rob about love and lust or will he have something to teach her? Lots of ripe, juicy, delicious lemons and possibly other fruit.

Note: I don’t usually read RP fics (for my own sanity, I think) but DAMN!!! This one is so good. [W4R:  Yes, I love it too!]

Footprints in the Snow by cosmogirl7481

“An hour from now, when the snow falls again, it will be like we weren’t even there. But we will remember.” A story of unrequited love, and how the things we keep silent can hurt us and the ones we hold closest. E/B Rated M for themes of an adult nature.

Note:  You know you just can’t go wrong with any story written by Cosmogirl7481

Masen Days by purelyamuse

3rd Place Winner in the Boys on Boards contest! Now an EXPANDED multi-chap! Bella meets Masen at the local skate park. He’s a quiet, mysterious loner. She wants to help him, love him even. Will he let her? Or will he skate away like he always does? AH

Note:  I love this Edward. I just want to hug him.

Let’s move on to a few of my fave fan made videos:

Robert Pattinson//I Want You!!!// by manu150176

Mad About The Boy: Robert Pattinson by MelbieToast

Why We Love Vishous by Calanthaa

What?!  You thought they were all going to be about Rob?  Had to sneak some Black Dagger Brotherhood‘s Vishous in there 🙂

As usual this wouldn’t be a post from me if I didn’t bring some Robp0rn.  Here are a few of my favourite things about Rob:

Rome Rob edit by Socalmom2four

I can start with his beautiful blue eyes. Followed by his mouth (especially that bottom lip) and that delicious scruff of his.  These are a few of my favourite things about Rob.

BUT WAIT!…..

Rob at the Sex Drive premier Oct. 2008

How could I possibly not include my all time favourite thing about Rob?! HIS NECK!!!! I’ll spare you all the details about why I love his neck (that would have to be a post all on its own).

And last but not least, I have to include a few “real life” favourite things:

  • When my second-born says “I love you, Mommy”.
  • When my first-born wants to discuss books we’ve been reading or wanting to read.
  • That first kiss when DH comes home from work.
  • The tradition of putting a puzzle together with my sister and first-born on Boxing Day.
  • Being together with friends and family at Christmas.
  • Sitting down with a good book and a cup of coffee.

Yup! These are most definitely a few of my favourite things!

*Unfortunately Writing4Roses who usually is kind enough to look over my ramblings to make sure I’m dotting all my Is and crossing all my Ts has not looked this over. So any errors in spelling or grammar are completely my own.  [UPDATED!  — > **Writing4Roses has approved this message! LOL]


Random Thoughts…

Today’s post is just about random thoughts that pop into my head on occasion. I should warn you that these thoughts are completely irrelevant and will leave you thinking “What the….?!”

Lonely shoe by the side of the road

Have you ever been driving and notice a lonely shoe on the side of the road? Have you wondered how and why it got there? I have! I’ve wondered if someone threw it out of a car? Did it fall out of someone’s bag? What about the matching shoe? Is it destined to sit around in someone’s closet waiting to be reunited with its mate? Did the owner of the shoe not realize that it got separated from its partner or could the owner not be bothered enough to go back for it? So many questions that will never get any answers. But let me leave you with one more question on this subject: Why does it take Public Works forever to get rid of the lonely shoe(s)? I drive by for more than a week and see the same shoe in the same place. Is it possible that the Public Works people are hoping someone will claim the shoe and that it will ultimately be reunited with its sole mate? (Yes, yes… I know, that was more than one question)

Blue Smarties.... ewww

While I’m going on about nothing, let me put this out there. BLUE SMARTIES. Love them? Hate them? Here’s my stand on them (I’ll bet you’re just dying to know) I refuse to eat them! Yup, it’s true. I won’t eat blue Smarties, or M&Ms for that matter. I will eat all the other colours but not the blue ones. I can imagine that your burning question right now is “WHY?” My honest answer is: I’m not sure why. When I was a kid there were no blue Smarties. Then at some point in the 80’s or 90’s (yes! I’m THAT old) – I can’t remember which- they came out with blue. I didn’t eat them then either. Eating something that colour just doesn’t seem right. I felt vindicated when they pulled all the blue ones out and got rid of them. Then lo and behold, they started a new campaign “Blue is Back!” As if that’s a good thing. Apparently, they changed the shade of blue. Is that supposed to make it more edible? I think not!!!!!
It wouldn’t be a post from me without a random thought about Robert Pattinson. Today’s random thought is about Robporn (see here for the definition). More specifically, NECKPORN! I am a big fan of that boy’s neck. He has the most beautiful neck I’ve ever seen on a man.
What could be better than neckporn? WET NECKPORN!!!
I can honestly tell you that I had never really noticed most men’s necks before. Then along comes Rob with that perfect neck of his… that adam’s apple… that hollow….. RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

some awesome neckporn shots

*Writing4Roses is kind enough to look over my ramblings to make sure I’m dotting all my Is and crossing all my Ts (and to add the odd witty comment every here and there).

Just A Few Things…

This is a very random post. It’s just a few things that made me…

…LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!! My sister found this site and posted it on her Facebook wall.  My fave one there was the one you see on the right. I know it’s not true but it just made me laugh.  No matter what I do or where I go there’s always some connection to Twilight or Rob.

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...sigh. My good friend Setje made a lovely Rob fan video and I wanted to post it here.  She always has a great eye for amazing Rob pics and she’s put a few of them together beautifully in this video for our enjoyment.  Go ahead and watch!!!!  Go ahead and swoon!!!!  Go ahead and drool just a little. I DARE YOU!!!! 

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feel luckyI entered a contest to win tickets to Blissdom Canada.  I’m not new to social networking.  I’ve been using Facebook and Twitter for quite a few years now and I LOVE IT!!!! However, I am new to blogging. I’m really enjoying it as an outlet for all my crazy and not so crazy thoughts.  I think I could learn a lot of useful information from this event so I really hope I win *crosses fingers*.  If you’re interested in a chance to win tickets as well, enter here.  This contest is courtesy of Oh Baby! Magazine. Now, I’m not sucking up, but Oh Baby! Magazine is full of useful information for parents of young children and moms-to-be.  Check out their website for contests and articles as well as to find out where you can get your free copy of the magazine.

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…hopeful.  My friend Writing4Roses isn’t feeling well 😦  I hope that she will be back to her old self soon. Get well soon!!!  The days just aren’t the same without our chats.   I hope this little bit of GQ Robp0rn makes you feel better.