It’s been a while since I’ve made a TT post. I felt inspired today. 🙂
If you’re over 18 and want to see the pics for this week’s Tantalizing Tuesday, then click the link below to continue. Consider yourself warned!
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It’s been a while since I’ve made a TT post. I felt inspired today. 🙂
If you’re over 18 and want to see the pics for this week’s Tantalizing Tuesday, then click the link below to continue. Consider yourself warned!
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So November 18th has come and gone and I’ve survived. Death by Robward is always a possibility and thankfully, I’m still amongst the living. [W4R: *Mike Newton Voice* “You’re aalliiiveee! Alliiiveeee!” LOL]
In case you’re not sure what happened on November 18th [W4R: and are living under a rock…], The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 (now that’s a mouthful) was released.
I’m not willing to admit how many times I’ve seen this movie already, but rest assured that there are many more viewings to come in my future.
Did I enjoy it, you ask. OH HELL YEAH!!!!!
We all owe Bill Condon a big debt of gratitude for doing such a phenomenal job on this movie. This might very well be the best movie in the series. Now don’t get me wrong, the first movie Twilight will always have a special place in my heart (as will Twilight Edward – that bouffant, that peacoat, that Volvo… GAH!!!!!!) It just seems that there was a much bigger budget for this one and um…. we get to see Edward thrusting half-naked.
SPOILER ALERT!!! If you haven’t watched the movie yet and don’t want any spoilers, please don’t read this next part. [W4R: No peaking!] Continue reading
Last time I posted some of my favourite fan fiction stories still in progress. Well now, I’d like to let you know what some of my favourite completed stories are. There are so many wonderful stories out there so this is just a short list in no particular order. Like last time, I’m not going to review each story, I’m just going to give you a link to it and the brief summary provided by the authors on FFn (www.fanfiction.net).
Dear Mr. Masen by Jendonna
“Error 434: Reprimanding an executive.” Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Fridays at Noon by Troublefollows1017
Edward Masen’s life intersects with Bella’s at the restaurant he dines at for lunch every Friday. He’s handsome, arrogant, and is used to avoiding love. She isn’t impressed by the things that usually have women falling at his feet. AH/AU.
Paper CutOuts by Twistedcoincidence
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she’ll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
There Will Be Blood by Johnnyboy7
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
For The Summer by Camoozle
Every year Bella waits for the ‘Pay Checks’ to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward’s hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Quiet Storm by SexyLexiCullen
“Two weeks. Two years. Who cares?” A lesson in love, crime, and passion. When two young lovers find themselves in the middle of the storm, can love conquer all? AH. OOC. Mafia fic
The Family Business by SuzsPetals
Edward Cullen met the girl of his dreams but pushed her away due to his complicated, dangerous family life. When cruel irony reunites them, he’s forced to make a devastating choice: Save her from a fate worse than death or from the family business. AU
Welcome To Paradise by Suzie55
During a summer long stay in Hawaii, Bella meets Edward, letting her inhibitions go. With other options on the horizon, she eventually has to decide between her heart’s desires and her head’s logic. Lemons Angst Canon Lemons Happy Reading.
As I mentioned before, these are just some of my faves. Please feel free to go to my profile on fanfiction.net to see the huge list of favourite stories there.
*Writing4Roses is kind enough to look over my ramblings to make sure I’m dotting all my Is and crossing all my Ts (and to add the odd witty comment every here and there).
I don’t know about you, but Urban Dictionary is an endless source of fun for me. Some of the words/phrases I’ve found on there just make me LMAO. Yes, it’s true, I am easily amused! You can even get their word of the day emailed to you.
I’ve known for a while that a lot of the terms that we use in the Rob-fandom can be found in Urban Dictionary. I’m not deluding myself into believing that all of the terms are flattering, but I thought I’d point out some of my personal favourites. 🙂
Robnificent
the result of crossing the word “magnificence” with the magnificent Robert Pattinson.
Robsessed
1. When a person (usually female) is obsessed with the amazing Robert Pattinson, star of the Twilight Series.
2. Obsession with Robert Pattinson, combines his name “Rob” with the word “obsessed”
Robsession
The name of the disease which occurs due to exposure to excess levels of Twilight hottie Robert Pattinson. Symptoms include writing “Mrs Pattinson” repeatedly on surfaces, referring to Robert as RPattz, a fetish for vampires and hatred of Bella Swan.
(Just a little side note: I’ve always been intrigued by vampires, this is not due to my Robsession LOL)
Pattispazm
The usually vocal and nearly uncontainable sensation of squee or delight at the sight of Robert Pattinson.
RobNipulate
To touch and/or retouch pictures of Robert Pattinson, by the use of mechanical means (aka Photoshop).
and
(Note: my all-time fave Rob Manip was included in my Nutella post. If you scroll way down to the bottom you’ll find it)
Robsturbate
What the ladies do when looking at pictures/videos of Robert Pattinson
Robporn
Used to describe pictures or videos featuring Robert Pattinson. Usually melts fangirls into puddles of estrogen in five seconds flat.
Pattinson’d
To “Pattinson” or “Robert Pattinson” somebody is the act in which the perpetrator takes hold of the victim’s computer or iPhone, searches for a large picture of Robert Pattinson and loads it up. When the Victim regains control over his/her technology they will see a large photo of Robert Pattinson staring back at them.
(note: and this is a bad thing because….???? I’ve Pattinson’d my own laptop and iPhone and I like it like that!!!)
Robstu
The word for the bromance shared by actors/hobos Robert Pattinson and Tom Sturridge. The word is a mix of both of their nicknames, Tomstu and Rob.
Robert Pattinson and Tom Sturridge’s relationship revolves mainly around beer, drunken photos, beards…
Robsex
Robert Pattinson, a 25-year-old English actor best known recently for his role as Edward Cullen in the 2008 movie Twilight, so sexy a new word had to be invented (also pronounced UNF)
Robgasm
1. It happens when you look at an extremely hot picture of Robert Pattinson. Or you watch him on TV. Or you by some chance come into close proximity to him.
2. An orgasm precipitated by looking at a picture of Robert Pattinson the obvious conclusion to robsturbation (see definition above)
Robward Cullenson
An amalgamation of his real name and the Twilight character’s name (Edward Cullen)
Fuckhawt
A word used to describe someone with jaw-dropping good looks or superior sex appeal; so hot that you would fuck them right now
(note: I’m sure I don’t have to explain how this word fits in with Rob, right?!)
*All words and definitions found in Urban Dictionary. I swear I didn’t make them up.
**Writing4Roses is kind enough to look over my ramblings to make sure I’m dotting all my Is and crossing all my Ts (and to add the odd witty comment every here and there).
As the mom of a 16-year-old girl (don’t try to do the math, just pretend I had her when I was 12) I didn’t think I’d be perturbed when she started “officially” dating. Jeez, was I wrong!!!!!